March 2012
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The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via newwavefeminism)
February 2012
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"My sister lost her baby... and my state requires... →
stfuconservatives:
leeleeleelee submitted: “This is the reality of Texas’ ultrasound for abortion bill. A 30 year old Texas woman’s fetus’ heart stopped beating after 12 weeks. The options given were to wait until miscarriage, give birth to it, or to abort it (the preferred, safest option). She has to look at an ultrasound of her already dead fetus and if she looks away, she will have to...
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Dragon Age According to Mom: And that wasn’t the end
Ellen: Can I still date Alistair if I’m a dwarf, though? That’s important, because I find him very attractive. Mom: [with the air of one who knows all the things] You can date him as anything. Except a man. Zevran and Leliana will let you romance them [look at her using the right words and everything I tell no lies] if...
Dragon Age According to Mom: i cannot my life →
dragonageaccordingtomom:
[To set the stage: I decided to go home for lunch because I didn’t want to pay money for a salad. As I pull up to my house, I notice the driveways is full of cars, which is a bit unusual. I park, get out, go inside. My mother is in the basement.]
Reg: …mooooom? Mom: We’re in the basement! …
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I had almost forgot that dialup internet was a thing
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I took an alternate route to work and found a shipleys. Two dozen donut holes and a bear claw say today is gonna be better than yesterday
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saoriix replied to your post: I hate the color blue
Can I throw rocks at him? [hugs and cuddles up with]
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I hate the color blue
personal blah blah under the cut
I do. I despise it. But only a very specific shade of blue. For example, I am very fond of Tardis Blue, Tumblr blue is a little boring but acceptable, and the color of robin eggs is rather nice. I don’t get grumpy every time I look up to a clear sky or visit the beach. Those shades of blue are all just fine. But I can’t deal with Marine Corps blue....
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Tumblr. Tumblr no. What. No. just no.
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championofpitfalls:
thebravehobbit:
championofpitfalls replied to your post: ugh I just don’t want to exist today. >_<
hugs *Smoosh*
ty bb <3
here have the gayest hug
that made my day so much more bearable. <3 ty so much
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championofpitfalls replied to your post: ugh I just don’t want to exist today. >_<
hugs *Smoosh*
ty bb <3
ugh I just don’t want to exist today. >_<
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I have the sort of self control that takes measured steps instead of running, but not the kind that keeps from crying. I’m ready to move. Is it may yet? I think my anxiety will be reduced drastically as I reduce exposure to so many khaki uniforms and semper fi flags
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seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
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saoriix asked: I miss you bb. This month completely sucks and it needs to spring break already so I can curl up next to you and watch you play Mass Effect 3 >____<
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When you feel fat, remember that the earth weighs...
( ) I feel much better now!
(x) How do you say that number?!
6 quadrillion and 588 trillion tons.
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lulai33 asked: I am quite tempted yes! But I'm not sure if I have the time (and the money haha) for all three, so I might pick up ME3 when it comes out get the others during the summer.
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lulai33 asked: SO! I downloaded the ME3 demo and have decided that I would so go gay for my own avatar aalkjfaa;lkfjada she's such a BAMF
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